So I've been a Shakespeare fan since we had to read Macbeth and Romeo and Juliet way back in school. And I only just saw the Tempest! And it was awesome! And it was the one with Helen Mirren as Prospero (Prospera) and she wears AWESOME FROCKCOATS and she is the DUKE and OMG I want to be her when I grow up. Or be more grown up. Or at least wear AWESOME FROCKCOATS. And write a novel with awesome female dukes doing awesome stuff, like Havemercy, but with women and also better writing.